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Scaring my girlfriend who is afraid of birds with a pigeon I caught at work. Pigeon seared it's feathers on hot equipment, was unable to fly and was taken to a rehabber in Fort Worth Texas the same day shortly after. Credit: Rory

Scaring my girlfriend who is afraid of birds with a pigeon I caught at work. Pigeon seared it's feathers on hot equipment, was unable to fly and was taken to a rehabber in Fort Worth Texas the same day shortly after. Credit: Rory

A girl laying in the grass in the sun as a car is driving by.

My Spider friend who lives in my truck mirror has attached half of her web to a tree I parked too close to. Now, I am concerned that if I move I will lose my morning friend as she might choose to run to the tree rather than back to her home in my mirror. Both the tree and my mirror have pros and cons, and I am torn on what to do. Credit: Ivan Foster

On a typical day at the intersection of Mount Everest and Nogales, a banana-shaped car with license plates that read "split" becomes visible. Credit: Ana Galaviz

Because the power grid was damaged by Russian shelling, air stopped flowing to the koi pond, and we had to break the ice to keep the fish from suffocating... but as often happens, something went wrong.

Tim Hawkins take on pain reactions is so true it hurts, and its pretty hilarious, too. The popular comedian has made an interesting observation about how men and women respond to painful situations, noting that their responses are dramatically different. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Tim explain and demonstrate the differences in how men and women react to pain differently. Can you think of anyone you know who enjoys pain? Im going to go out on a limb and say that you dont, and if you do, that might be someone to avoid. No, we dont like pain; it hurts, and thats never fun or a good time because it hurts. Pain is something humans want to avoid at all costs. Nevertheless, pain physical and emotional does happen despite our best efforts to avoid it altogether. While we never want to experience pain, its something we should become accustomed to because life will inevitably present us with painful situations and circumstances. However, while pain is universal, the way people respond to it varies. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim hysterically points out how pain reactions differ in terms of gender. For the most part, he is spot on with his assessment of how men and women react when they experience physical pain. I love how men and women react differently to pain, Tim said. You ever notice that men and women react differently to pain? Like when men get hurt, some reason we skip. I dont know why. Men, when we get hurt, we skip. Later in the clip, he adds (and acts out) how women act when they encounter physical pain. But women, when you get hurt, you fall down, he said. Before the video comes to an end, he mimics a woman falling, and then, when shes on the ground, hurting, she pulls out her phone and captures the moment by taking a selfie. Romans 8:18 I am of the opinion that there is no comparison between the pain of this present time and the glory which we will see in the future.

Aaron Weber admits his choice of wheels is strange, and hilariously so. The comedian mentioned that he surprisingly drives this vehicle, and his comments about it are hysterical and spot-on. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he drives and how he understands what most people will immediately think about it and him. For some people who live in a handful of large metropolitan cities in the United States, having a vehicle is not a necessity. Instead of wheeling themselves from place to place, they will rely on public transportation to get them from Point A to Point B. But for the rest of us, who do not live in those area codes, owning a vehicle is a must. Having a vehicle is undoubtedly a blessing. Its freedom on four wheels, allowing us to go from here to there as we need, with relative ease. But then the next question becomes, what vehicle do you want? It must be something reliable, dependable and most importantly, within our budget. Now, we all know that specific thoughts and ideas are associated with particular vehicles. For instance, large diesel pickup trucks are typically thought of as work vehicles. An electric car signals that the person is environmentally conscious. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron admits to being the owner of a minivan. However, he adds that he drives a minivan even though he does not have children. I call it a minivan, though, he said. I never call it a van. Thats a little better. If I say, Hey, I drive a minivan. Youre like, Oh, hes taking kids to soccer practice. He adds what everyone would think if he were to call his personal vehicle a van. If I say, Hey, I drive a van, youre like, Oh, hes taking kids from soccer practice. Aaron added. And thats a difference, thats what Ive learned. He is 100 percent correct, and you know thats exactly where your thoughts would go if someone were to say they drove a van but did not have any children of their own. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Aaron Weber shares the hilarious reason hes such a big fan of Carhartt. The funnyman enjoys the clothing from this popular clothing company, best known for its durable workwear, and the why will have you doubled over with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Aaron explain his love of Carhartt. Weight is a big problem in the United States of America. A lot of people in the country are significantly overweight, some severely so. Of course, two things heavily contribute to the obesity problem in the United States: poor diet and a lack of regular exercise and physical activity. Most people lead very sedentary lifestyles, spending hours each day staring at computer screens and their phones. People who operate clothing companies, like everyone else, understand that obesity is an issue, and so they produce and sell more XXL and XXXL pieces of clothing. It makes sense, right? You make what customers need and want. However, when it comes to certain clothing companies, sizes may vary. You might be this size with these branded clothes and this size with these clothes. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron explains why he loves Carhartt so much and why his closet is filled with their items. He is a size smaller when he wears their stuff, and he appreciates this fact, even if he knows they are doing it on purpose. I found out last year, this is why I like them, in a Carhartt, I am only an XL, he said. That feels pretty good, dude. Every other brand on Earth, Im a 2X. But somebody at Carhartt was like, Lets let them feel good. Take an X off the tag. Put relaxed fit. I dont know. Hell think hes making progress. Aaron understands whats going on, saying that he knows hes lying to himself about his actual size. Thats a crazy way to live, he added. Thats like if I converted my whole bank account to Pesos, and I was like, Im a millionaire. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mike Goodwin has explained the hilarious words that southerners totally made up. The funnyman dropped some knowledge and let others in on the words that people in the South have made up, and demonstrated how those new words work. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn about some words that you may not have been aware of yet. The United States of America is a vast country, stretching from the Atlantic on the east to the Pacific on the West. In between are many different landscapes, topographies and cultures. If you prefer warm, muggy weather, there are regions of the country for you. However, if you, for whatever reason, are a cold-weather person and would enjoy experiencing those conditions for the majority of the year, several states in the country would meet that criterion. Now, because the United States is so large, not everyone sounds and talks the same. For instance, an individual from San Antonio, Texas, and one from Boston, Massachusetts, will sound dramatically different from one another. Those two people will even have different words and phrases used to describe the same thing. In some cases, regions may even create their own words. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike mentioned some of the words people from the South have coined. He then, in hilarious fashion, demonstrated how these words are used in a conversation, which he knows full well from his childhood. One thing about southerners, we have the unique ability to just make up words, he said. We say words like finto and fixin. Whathadhappenedwas, thats one word right there. Thats one word. Later in the clip, he shared his favorite made-up word used by southerners, one that he had heard his mother use frequently growing up. Its five syllables, one word: whatchanotgonedo, he said. My mother said that my entire life. My mother said stuff like, Whatchanotgonedo is keep running in and out of this house. Thats whatchanotgonedo. Whatchanotgonedo is stand in front of that refrigerator and hold that door open, little boy. Ephesians 4:29 Let no evil talk come out of your mouth, but only what is good for giving necessary teaching, and for grace to those who give ear.

Comedian Dustin Nickerson explained why he is somehow both old and young at the same time. The popular funnyman stated that, given his age, he is in a transitional phase of his life, making him a little bit old while also still being somewhat young. Watch the short clip to hear Dustin hilariously state why he describes himself as both an old man and a young guy. Does anyone enjoy getting older? Of course, nearly everyone would answer that with an emphatic no. As far as most people are concerned, our calendars are only 364 days, with their birthdays somehow never making it into the calendar. Those dates are nothing more than an in-your-face reminder that you are getting older. No one wants that. While we may not like or enjoy our birthdays, they are an inevitable part of life. They are going to happen whether we like it or not. Understanding that aging is an unavoidable process that everyone experiences, why not make the most of it? What other choice do we really have? We all get older every year, every day, every minute and every second. See, dont you feel better? In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin mentioned that being in his 30s, he is at a point in his life where hes not really young but hes not too terribly old, either. He is, as he states, in a transitional phase. He has found himself exhibiting a mix of both kinds of behavior that of an older person and that of an individual in a younger age bracket. Im in my 30s, he said. Thirties is not old. However, it is the start of old. I got a little bit of young in me, and a little bit of old. Im in transition, alright? I still get excited about concerts. I also get excited about Kohls Cash. Later in the clip, he hilariously admonishes a buddy for doing something that he knew he shouldnt have been doing at his age. His friend mentioned that he was unable to play basketball this week because he threw out his back while folding a sheet. I was like, Come on, youre 35, you know you cant be doing that by yourself anymore, he said. You free-soloed a sheet? Are you insane? Psalm 90:10 The measure of our life is 70 years; and if through strength it may be 80 years, its pride is only trouble and sorrow, for it comes to an end quickly and we are quickly gone.

Which type of corn-eater are you? This comedians take on how people eat the popular vegetable is comedic gold. Watch the short but hysterical and informative clip to see if youre able to spot your corn-eating method. The odds are likely pretty good that we could all eat more vegetables. Put down the sandwich or that tasty, sweet treat and pick up a salad instead. Sure, theoretically, that sounds like good, sound and healthy advice. But when it comes to actually practicing that, how many of us are going to do that? Be honest, I wont tell anyone. Of course, some vegetables are more appealing and appetizing than others. What kind of a person would willingly choose to eat an artichoke, a mushroom, a beet or an onion? I understand that tastes and preferences are different, but eating an onion? Seriously? Do some people just enjoy the horrible taste and having bad breath all day? A clip posted on YouTube features a comedian demonstrating the various ways people chow down on one of the best-tasting and most appetizing vegetables: corn. He may be exaggerating some aspects of how individuals eat an ear of corn, but not by much. We all know people who eat corn as shown in the video. Perhaps you might even spot your particular corn-eating method. The first one shown is likely the most hilarious and one of the most common: the speed racer. If you aint first, youre last, he says. Time me, Rick! Done! Think I broke a record and a crown. The video also shows the dutiful father slicing off the kernels of corn for their child, who, after the parent goes through all that trouble, eats exactly one bite of corn and states theyve had their fill of the vegetable. While all the corn-eating methods shown are possible options, the one I cannot and will not get behind is the one where the corn is slathered in butter. My corn will never have butter on it. Salt and pepper, sure. But never butter. Genesis 9:3 Every living and moving thing will be food for you; I give them all to you as before I gave you all green things.

Prepare to laugh your head off and be wooed by this young boys comedy! Watch as this tiny comedian steals the show with an adorable delivery. Americas Got Talent has featured many unexpected performers over the years; however, this little boy will leave you in awe of his comical skills for such a young age. He begins in a personal interview, sharing that his name is Nathan and he is six years old, which is basically seven or eight. You see a clip of Nathan with his little sister, pregnant mother, and father. They are a precious family. Nathan tells how he brought a good luck charm and gets ready to go on the stage. As he goes out, he shares how he is nervous and excited. The crowd cheers as he enters the stage. As he confidently introduces himself, the judges and crowd instantly love him. He says instead of getting a million dollars, he would like a million Legos if he wins, and the audience laughs. He kicks off his comedy bit, sharing how he has ADHD, and as he explains what it is, he compliments someone in the crowds shirt. He says that he knows a lot about girls and how they often say one thing but mean another. He tells the crowd that his mom, for instance, tells him to call her mom, and he has found out that is not even her real name. He makes hysterical sounds, and every judge loves him, and they give him 4 yeses. Nathan and his family are elated! This little boy will bring you immense joy and leave you completely charmed by his fun personality and honesty. He is so brave and really impresses the judges!! Dont let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in conduct, in love, in faith and in purity. 1 Timothy 4:12

Tim Hawkins sang the ultimate guide for what husbands shouldnt say ever. The popular funnyman covered nearly every phrase that no husband should utter to their wives under any circumstances. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to his song that is full of the things that no husband hoping to stay alive and married should say to their better halves. Marriage is one of the most challenging things anyone will ever undertake. Its a close relationship between two very flawed and very different individuals. While those two individuals may agree on the big, important things in life, that agreement will not extend to every topic and subject. Now, of course, those differences of opinion will sometimes lead to arguments, and some may even become heated at times. But thats when its essential to come to some compromise, an agreement that suits both parties in some form or fashion. Thats how husbands and wives should work out their problems, through communication and compromise. However, while communication and talking to ones spouse is necessary for a healthy marriage relationship, there are still some things that husbands should never, under any circumstances, say to their wives. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim is here to help. Thats because he has created a hilarious and incredibly catchy tune that has all the things that no husband on Earth should ever or would even think to say to their wife. Tims hysterical song includes the following lines: I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday I didnt ask you, but I knew itd be OK Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show I tapped it over our old wedding video We can all agree that saying any of those things will not end well for anyone involved. Also, fans of the band Green Day will likely immediately recognize the songs melody, as its a parody of Time of Your Life. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

You will find yourself laughing at Nate Bargatzes confession about not getting some jokes right away. The popular funnyman is typically quick-witted, sharp and good for a hysterical response that will have audiences doubled over with laughter, but that was not always the case. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear how it takes Nate time to get some jokes. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the hardest things to do, as far as performing in public goes. Comedians spend hours and hours writing and rehearsing their material, preparing to perform it for an audience when they eventually take the stage. Once they take the stage, anything can happen. Even though they may have spent all this time practicing, things can go south quickly. A joke may not hit as they thought, or they may stumble over a word here and there, and that could completely throw off their timing. However, even when such incidents occur, the best and most experienced comedians are usually quick-witted enough to overcome those failures by shooting back with a joke right on the spot. That has to be something they seemingly develop over time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares how he wasnt always as quick with jokes. As he mentioned, one joke even took him decades to fully grasp and understand. Nate explained that while working at an amusement park, he encountered a couple who told him their names. They both had unusual, yet very recognizable names. Nate admits that he did not think much of it at the time. I was working, he said. Sitting, eating lunch, and this couple sits down, and we start talking. Im like, Im Nate. The guys, like, Im John. This is my wife, Jane. And they were, their last name was Doe. So, it was John and Jane Doe. Later in the video, Nate finally realized that those may not have been their real names. But to earlier this year, Im 35, he added. Im driving, and Im thinking about John and Jane Doe. You know, I was like, I bet they were lying to me about that. Thats how long it took 20 years for me to catch on to a joke they wouldnt remember saying. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Make board games, but just be honest when writing their official descriptions, according to Tim Hawkins. The popular comedian offered his hysterical commentary on how board game manufacturers are not entirely truthful whenever producing those games. Watch the short but hysterical and very relatable clip to listen to what Tim had to say about some of the most popular board games. Everyone has played board games at some point in their lives. Playing board games is a universal activity. Do you know anyone who has never played a board game? See what I mean? Its simply one of those things all people do, whether it be at a party or inside when the weather is less-than-ideal. Now, some board games you will inevitably like more than others, while others you will absolutely hate. Seriously, I cannot think of a game I despise more than Chutes and Ladders. Who wants to play a game that could go on forever without a winner or a loser ever being determined? However, Im sure if you were to read the games official description, it would mention how much fun will be had by all as they enjoy one of the most beloved games of all time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim knows all too well the pain when a board games description is less than completely honest with potential players. His rant is not only hilarious but also completely relatable, as we have all been there and felt the same way. Come up with some better board games, man. Horrible board games growing up, Tim said. Because board games lie to you. You know, like, on the board of the game, itll tell you the name, and itll have a description. Its always a lie. Later in the clip, Tim provides some hysterical examples of how these games regularly deceive everyone. Clue: an exciting mystery game for the whole family, he said. Tell the truth. Battleship: learn how to hate your brother. How bout that? Trivial Pursuit: find out how dumb your dad is. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.